why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
- Me: oh thats cute
- : *checks price tag*
- Me: no its not
okay but remember when tumblr was obsessed with a different cannibal
i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself
Tell your dad he’s adopted this Father’s Day
Me answering the phone.
My life.
do not laugh behind me because i will think you are laughing about me
do not laugh behind me because i will think you are laughing about me
