*wakes up in a cold sweat* i… i think.. someone just.. unfollowed me
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So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.
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When someone tells you they don’t like you.
(Source: beautyxbrains)
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*grabs a stranger’s boobs* “just checkin to see if they’re real”
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1 week ago
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
(Source: trapbelly)
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