Everything awesome & funny Hi I’m Cates /keyts/, 6teen, from the Philippines. Welcome to my funny-slash-random blog. Feel free to reblog anything! :)Enjoy! :DPS, not my main blog by the way! var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); document.write(''); and Tumblr (3.0; @sarcasticates)http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mwhgN6Jp1qfdgpto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatfunnystuff.com/post/50601949404/me-coming-to-school" target="_blank">thatfunnyblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Me coming to school</span></p> </blockquote>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51240327168http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51240327168Sat, 25 May 2013 02:56:09 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c495ce3ad10516a63c45e170af17da36/tumblr_mmyhwxcVp71so58mbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rockousticjazz.tumblr.com/post/51086032745/the-absolute-funniest-posts-overhumor-wow-she" target="_blank">rockousticjazz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/51082290712/overhumor-wow-she-has-really-long-le-wow-so" target="_blank">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://overhumor.tumblr.com/post/50738012616/wow-she-has-really-long-le-wait" target="_blank">overhumor</a>:</p> <p>wow she has really long le—</p> <p>wow so wonderful to see a human and centaur relationship flourish„ just beautiful</p> </blockquote> <p>LOOOL</p> </blockquote>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51240290671http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51240290671Sat, 25 May 2013 02:55:33 +0800<p><a href="http://hungarian.tumblr.com/post/51110659618" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">hungarian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>tumblr has desensitized me to humor like i used to laugh at a lot more things but now everything seems old &amp; i feel like i’m 57 yrs old</p></blockquote>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51240180782http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51240180782Sat, 25 May 2013 02:53:45 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9bf144c41bbce4dd4f57fa78c97dc957/tumblr_mn04snxyuL1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51240148574http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51240148574Sat, 25 May 2013 02:53:13 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6wj5mCMW41qjxz2eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seratonation.tumblr.com/post/35964117067/beautifulwhatsyourhurry-commanderkarkat-you" target="_blank">seratonation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beautifulwhatsyourhurry.tumblr.com/post/26873692116/commanderkarkat-you-said-youd-always-love-me" target="_blank">beautifulwhatsyourhurry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://commanderkarkat.tumblr.com/post/26839664775/you-said-youd-always-love-me-why-is-it" target="_blank">commanderkarkat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><strong><em>you said youd always love me</em></strong></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6wj3tGnFs1qi7las.png"/></em></p> </blockquote> <p>WHY IS IT SURROUNDED BY SALT</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/BECAUSE-IT%27S-A-FUCKING-DEMON" target="_blank">#BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING DEMON</a></p> </blockquote> <p>HOW CAN YOU BE ON TUMBLR AND NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SALT</p> </blockquote>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51239030414http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51239030414Sat, 25 May 2013 02:34:34 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gamsee.tumblr.com/post/39342839149/my-whole-life-is-just-oh-ok" target="_blank">gamsee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my whole life is just “oh ok”</p> </blockquote>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238972675http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238972675Sat, 25 May 2013 02:33:35 +0800<p><a href="http://randomness-is-epic.tumblr.com/post/51213579935" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">randomness-is-epic</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knightscrest.tumblr.com/post/50390954088/knightscrest-why-is-south-korea-nicer-than" target="_blank">knightscrest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knightscrest.tumblr.com/post/50390852410/why-is-south-korea-nicer-than-north-korea" target="_blank">knightscrest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>why is south korea nicer than north korea?</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>south korea has a seoul</p> </div> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/d0f6e82c8bb80f5e2f290a2276ad3add/tumblr_inline_mnanayYMuK1qz4rgp.jpg" alt="image"/></p></blockquote>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238957896http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238957896Sat, 25 May 2013 02:33:20 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starksexual.tumblr.com/post/50970674590/i-was-at-the-bus-stop-with-my-sister-the-other-day" target="_blank">starksexual</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it</p> </blockquote>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238948787http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238948787Sat, 25 May 2013 02:33:10 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d419c5d5bf9ade501896f55ba74fea06/tumblr_mnb8jgFlB71qkh4nyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>~ermahgerrd im so puhretty~</p>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238882947http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238882947Sat, 25 May 2013 02:32:01 +0800pix<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slloths.tumblr.com/post/49907456024/gets-anon-hate-from-the-dog-with-a-blog" target="_blank">slloths</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*</p> </blockquote>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238822271http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238822271Sat, 25 May 2013 02:30:59 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2addk3LGn1qcf25xo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2addk3LGn1qcf25xo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://www.1000notes.com/post/51237641944" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-absolute-best-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>These cute <a href="http://www.wickedclothes.com" target="_blank">kitty keychains</a> are not toys, but are in fact a very serious defense weapon.</strong></p> <p>Use coupon code ‘<strong>1000NOTES</strong>’ to get an extra<strong> 10% off</strong> your entire order!</p> <p><strong><a href="http://www.wickedclothes.com" target="_blank">Buy some here</a>!</strong></p></blockquote>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238744754http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238744754Sat, 25 May 2013 02:29:42 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://parrillas.tumblr.com/post/49535903128/multipack-jesus-turns-around-to-find-only-11" target="_blank">parrillas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://multipack.tumblr.com/post/49532054628/jesus-turns-around-to-find-only-11-apostles" target="_blank">multipack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>*jesus turns around to find only 11 apostles* </span></p> <p><span>“WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”</span></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a4361e1654139a69778ed41e5b5aec8e/tumblr_inline_mm8qbua8og1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238734977http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238734977Sat, 25 May 2013 02:29:31 +0800<p><a href="http://maliciousmelons.tumblr.com/post/48405238218/seeing-where-your-elementary-school-friends-end-up" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">maliciousmelons</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.</span></p></blockquote>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238724093http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238724093Sat, 25 May 2013 02:29:20 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://circumcising.tumblr.com/post/49464535434/circumcising-sexual-orientation-sunburnt-ice" target="_blank">circumcising</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://circumcising.tumblr.com/post/49464510374/sexual-orientation-sunburnt-ice-cream-man" target="_blank">circumcising</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sexual orientation: sunburnt ice cream man</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/057ccf65e0e580cacdd895475704efa8/tumblr_inline_mm6yutehh61qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238616061http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238616061Sat, 25 May 2013 02:27:28 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f42399047cb720122fc55ff9c9b8f3a/tumblr_mkojf8ZlfB1qzex9io2_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whores.tumblr.com/post/50686992238/jocknoir-stormcloaca-lokiarrty" target="_blank">whores</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jocknoir.tumblr.com/post/49113284643/stormcloaca-lokiarrty-suckmypoppunk" target="_blank">jocknoir</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stormcloaca.tumblr.com/post/49113242294" target="_blank">stormcloaca</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lokiarrty.tumblr.com/post/48505026188/suckmypoppunk-unshaped-wasnt-expecting" target="_blank">lokiarrty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://suckmypoppunk.tumblr.com/post/47079317340" target="_blank">suckmypoppunk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unshaped.tumblr.com/post/47030131477" target="_blank">unshaped</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>wasn’t expecting this</p> </blockquote> <p>but arent you glad it hapened</p> </blockquote> <p>its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS</p> </blockquote> <p><em>floomph</em></p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god</p> </blockquote>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238602686http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238602686Sat, 25 May 2013 02:27:14 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21c57e33e39161d09192f342aed44494/tumblr_ml43g1xI8y1rorv7jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yellowcurry.tumblr.com/post/47731208508" target="_blank">yellowcurry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>someone tried to milk me at school today</p> </blockquote>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238601446http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238601446Sat, 25 May 2013 02:27:12 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ifwemetupatmidnight.tumblr.com/post/27029496629/every-time-i-find-a-youtube-video-with-comments" target="_blank">ifwemetupatmidnight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>every time I find a youtube video with comments disabled I wonder what kind of shit went down</p> </blockquote>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238580087http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238580087Sat, 25 May 2013 02:26:50 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lttsekfr151r3p6mto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://unicorn-ice.tumblr.com/post/51215302813/prom-look" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">unicorn-ice</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>prom look</p></blockquote>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238558845http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238558845Sat, 25 May 2013 02:26:28 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m76kr2kfWy1rbphfto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wugs.tumblr.com/post/27316183490/sorry" target="_blank">wugs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sorry</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m78oqvr2Dc1qe4p9j.jpg" alt="image"/></p> </blockquote>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238555763http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238555763Sat, 25 May 2013 02:26:25 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0a669205e66d52cd12b3aea9f4df640/tumblr_mn7i4vdreX1sn8e2bo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238497975http://sarcasticates.tumblr.com/post/51238497975Sat, 25 May 2013 02:25:25 +0800